January 2011
157 posts
Teacher: Is that a sweet in your mouth?! Spit it out!
Pupil: But Miss! It's a Locket!
Teacher: Oh! That's ok then!
lostintransgressions asked: Tatou is just perfection.
I'm looking at her I can't think of a thing to improve.
The French *adore* (......within reason, of course...)
I'm looking at her I can't think of a thing to improve.
The French *adore* (......within reason, of course...)
FUCKYEAH: MANCHESTER UNITED V CRAWLEY TOWN
WHY IS IT SO EPIC WHEN YOU COMBINE DUSTIN HOFFMAN...
EARL GREY TEA. A CURE FOR EVERYTHING.
GOING TO MY LECTURE WOULD BE GOOD. STAYING AND...
THE THICK OF IT IS AWESOME
TING
1. Explain your tumblr name.
Is it an inventive and original thing to do when you don’t know what to write to literally write inventive or original. Hence, inventivename. Also if you didn’t notice already; El Tit Golb is simply BLOG TITLE (blog tit el) backwards.
2. Post a picture that makes you smile.
This is me. It makes me happy :)
3. Post an old picture of you.
4. Have...
GIVE A SHIT. I CARE.
“You about as secure as a hymen in a South London comprehensive…”
– Jamie McDonald on Terri’s security.
“How dare you! How dare you! Don’t you ever, ever call me a bully!...”
– Malcolm Tucker
“This government will not be blown over by bad weather”
– George Osborne, for a THIRD time, on the UK’s shrinking economy, yes he said it THREE times in a 4min interview, hoping that it sticks in your head and no one tells you otherwise! If the cuts are so justified why try and cover them up?
“This government will not be blown over by bad weather”
– George Osborne on the UK’s shrinking economy, again.
“This government will not be blown over by bad weather”
– George Osborne on the UK’s shrinking economy.
Burial + Tetrahydrocannabinol = Heaven
Reblog if you want "have you ever..." questions in...
May as well…
lostintransgressions asked: Just winds-up anyone and everyone. His twitter is a sea of him telling @ whoever that he will 'fuck you in the ass' or 'fuck your sister/wife/mother in the ass'. Generally a threat to society.
lostintransgressions asked: The Sheik!
Ever seen his Twitter? Mad as a Crab's cock, that man.
Ever seen his Twitter? Mad as a Crab's cock, that man.
Lost in Transgressions: NEWS: WWE Owner to buy... →
lostintransgressions:
Yesterday i found this news story;
My favourite bit of unsubstantiated gossip so far this month involves new ownership looking to get a hold on Newcastle United.
Because word on the street is Mike Ashley is in talks with billionaire WWE owner Vince McMahon over the sale of the…
